Wednesday, December 20, 2006

five days to christmas

and I'm sitting at the dinner table, having this conversation with my mom, who decided to be my go-between in a conversation with God..

So here goes:

Ashley: What do I do with my life?

"God": I think you should move to Lloydminister

Ashley: Whaaaaaaat?

"God": Yes.. it's cheaper out there. You'd be close enough to your brother and sister in law and yet far enough away..

Ashley: and what would I do there?

"God": Go to school - ultimately, get married

Ashley: To whom?

"God": Some godly man out there.. And you can have a denali..

Ashley: You mean a pick up truck, right?

"God": Yeah.. isn't that what a denali is?

Ashley: Try a seventy thousand dollar really really nice truck

"God": Ok.. Move to Lloyd..

Ashley: ....... we'll talk later ..... Lloydminister.. HAH

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